If a lion strolled into my house, would I run and hide like a mouse?

Probably not.

But what would I do?

Would I hide in my closet and pretend I’m a shoe?

But, what would my family do?

My dad would go “Kitty, Kitty, Kitty” and pet the lion until he purred.

My mom would say that this is absurd.

My sister would braid his mane.

But if that lion walked into my house my cats would go insane!

The three felines would stalk and prowl…they would scowl.

They’d hiss in the hall and would practically run up the wall.

Thanks for reading my poem about if a lion walked into my house.